Monday, March 01, 2010

New Labour White Rabbit

Liam Byrne has his watch set 10 minutes fast, ensuring that he arrives one minute early for every meeting.

The mathematical logic of that defeats me; add 10 to subtract 1?

The arithmetic of the public finances however has always been so fiendishly complicated that they say only two people ever truly understand it, & one of them is dead.

Mr Byrne, as Chief Secretary to the Treasury, is our current standard bearer. “I’m very efficient,” he says.

“Everybody knows a conversation with me is not going to be a lot of fun … Some of my older & wiser colleagues have decided they’re going to settle fast & get it done.”

I expect they have learnt over the years how to cut their losses.